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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-03-17 15:39:53
10k (-40000)
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
201
-
19
45
1
#3 Dampcrotch Gutterlord – Dead (RIP)
#4 Fantastico Scurrywart – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#13 Zippy the Amazing – Dead (RIP)
#14 Hernando, the Extraordinary – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#15 Slowpoke Rodriguez – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
2
-
1
15
247
-
48
76
10
#14 Jump Leads – Broken Neck (-AG)
#15 Coal – Dead (RIP)
“UI VIII Qualifier: Crimson Lantern - Round 1
1st round of the UI and it was a belter! The opening block killed a lineman. The apothecary picked up his limbs, took a look and offered to stitch the carcass back together for use as a training dummy, or just toss it in the garbage. Since it takes a few weeks for a carcass to rot and develop the kind of awful oudor that orcs appreciate, so it was straight into the garbage heap for Coal.
Highlight of the match was probably the foul that killed super star runner Zippy the Amazing, as Deuces' boot separated the rat's head from its shoulders. Another highlight was the soon-to-follow death of Dampcrotch Gutterlord also under Deuces' boot. Man of the match, surely!
There was nearly a moment of greatness towards the end as Superstar Scumsavage mounted a solo effort to prevent the overtime winner, breezing past markers only to lock horns with Thorn (who had the ball) and fail to bring him down. He got shoved into the crowd and the game was won for the 'Saws.
Bring on round 2! Hmm, those Ogres don't look so big... because we're not on the same pitch as them yet!
Coach Chavo played very well and it required concentration. Nuffle was good to me today overall, the death aside.”
1st round of the UI and it was a belter! The opening block killed a lineman. The apothecary picked up his limbs, took a look and offered to stitch the carcass back together for use as a training dummy, or just toss it in the garbage. Since it takes a few weeks for a carcass to rot and develop the kind of awful oudor that orcs appreciate, so it was straight into the garbage heap for Coal.
Highlight of the match was probably the foul that killed super star runner Zippy the Amazing, as Deuces' boot separated the rat's head from its shoulders. Another highlight was the soon-to-follow death of Dampcrotch Gutterlord also under Deuces' boot. Man of the match, surely!
There was nearly a moment of greatness towards the end as Superstar Scumsavage mounted a solo effort to prevent the overtime winner, breezing past markers only to lock horns with Thorn (who had the ball) and fail to bring him down. He got shoved into the crowd and the game was won for the 'Saws.
Bring on round 2! Hmm, those Ogres don't look so big... because we're not on the same pitch as them yet!
Coach Chavo played very well and it required concentration. Nuffle was good to me today overall, the death aside.”
Clearly it didn't happen even with the reroll, and the Orcs stabilised and equalised on T16. The OTT didn't eventuate, as the chain push required was hampered by an untimely throw a rock.
Orcs won the coin toss, and slow rolled (as they should have done) to a hard fought T24 victory.
Grats man, well played - and good luck for the rest... :)”