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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-03-24 03:43:26
Norse TV 2150k
1
50k (-30000)
15000
-1
3/2/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 bribe, Star player Zara the Slayer, Star player Icepelt Hammerblow
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
136
-
32
47
4
#2 Kazmic the Everready – Dead (RIP)
#8 Roscoe Jazz – Groin Strain (MNG)
#12 Louis the Louse – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
-
11
125
-
18
32
4
#13 Blazer High – Dead (RIP)
“A game to be sung throughout the ages! The road warriors trek through to the peak of Breakneck Mountain for the kilopoint! The battlehorn sounds...and calls forth...TITANS!
Nine ancient ogres each able to crush the skull of a dragon, backed up by a hoard of fiendish dirty playing snotlings! 2920TV!!! Feel the tonnage!
The game is so special that celebrities of bloodbowl show and ride shotgun with the charioteers! Zara and ogre shatterer, Icepelt! Beer and bribes run wild both on the field and off! What a zoo!
The game starts of with the charioteers struggle vs their arch enemy...snow. the hits soft and loose. We get cablabbered and boinkadonk'd on the head left and right sending Blazer High home, on fire!
Half time things got grim, but DeMaio makes the sign of the Hammer and the gods from four corners of the world respond. The north wind blows, giving the charioteers armor of courage. The west winds gails, giving them speed. The east wind howls...giving them battle prowess. And the southern winds rush, bestowing POWER in their fists to deliver great death!
and the beatings began!
Hail to Icepelt who becomes an honorary charioteer...stealing the great skull of Kazmic! The giant of war is dead dead dead!
and to Karl Ax Master, double fracture the enemy! and Trail of Flames for bringing the greatest game ever...to stalemate!
All are proud men...brothers of the wheel!
Hail!
a special thanks to maysrill for making this an epic game.”
Nine ancient ogres each able to crush the skull of a dragon, backed up by a hoard of fiendish dirty playing snotlings! 2920TV!!! Feel the tonnage!
The game is so special that celebrities of bloodbowl show and ride shotgun with the charioteers! Zara and ogre shatterer, Icepelt! Beer and bribes run wild both on the field and off! What a zoo!
The game starts of with the charioteers struggle vs their arch enemy...snow. the hits soft and loose. We get cablabbered and boinkadonk'd on the head left and right sending Blazer High home, on fire!
Half time things got grim, but DeMaio makes the sign of the Hammer and the gods from four corners of the world respond. The north wind blows, giving the charioteers armor of courage. The west winds gails, giving them speed. The east wind howls...giving them battle prowess. And the southern winds rush, bestowing POWER in their fists to deliver great death!
and the beatings began!
Hail to Icepelt who becomes an honorary charioteer...stealing the great skull of Kazmic! The giant of war is dead dead dead!
and to Karl Ax Master, double fracture the enemy! and Trail of Flames for bringing the greatest game ever...to stalemate!
All are proud men...brothers of the wheel!
Hail!
a special thanks to maysrill for making this an epic game.”
The loss of Kazmic brings out ogre total down to 8, and we're in danger of not being any better than a wimpy CRP ogre team. Maybe it's time to get with the times, clean house, and refocus the team around star snotling Nicky Smiles.
With only 7 ogres active and still too huge to get normal games in Ranked, we're probably sitting out the XFL unless we retool to play snot-ball.
GG Arktoris. Look me up for game 2000 :)”