“The Stinging Police and their evermore freakish leader Judge Dredd were eager to avenge a 4-0 thrashing suffered at the hands of Pig Sty Alley. In that game, Buddhist Palm won the personal battle between himself and Dredd, with 3 casualties to Dredd's 2.

Confidence was high for Pig Sty Alley, with victories over the likes of the Cult of Shadows in recent games, and the team was fast off the starting blocks, twice blitzing the chaos drives, the first blitz securing the ball and enabling an insurmountable 2-0 lead.

Buddhist Palm and Judge Dredd engaged in their own personal battle in the first half, however both players would be outshone by teammates. The wolf got knocked out early in the 2nd half and sat out the rest of the match. Judge Dredd's most notable contribution - other than hauling down Buddhist Palm several times - was failing to escape the diving tackle of Iron Rings and allowing Pig Sty Alley to take the lead.

The two players who stole the show were Deadly Melody - the wolf won the game with pace and incisive play - and the impressive minotaur Ratata who beat our zombies to a pulp.

In the end it just wasn't Coach BoT's day as players failed dodges and go for its and single die blocks, whilst Deadly Melody was on fire and rarely came up short.”