“It was billed as "The Battle of the Legends" as two legend wolves lined up against 2 legend blitzers, but the fans - angry, perhaps, at the lack of blood on the field - interrupted the battle after half time by pelting the wolves with rocks until they were both knocked out. Fortunately for Pig Sty Alley, these rocks arrived after Buddhist Palm had reduced the Buccaneers' numbers and Deadly Melody had scored the winning touchdowns.

H "My Body is an Army" Walker looked particularly downbeat by his prime targets leaving the pitch. Having had a few beers in the KO box before half time, he'd emerged ready to engage in on-field combat with the wolves, but looked lost when they left before he could lock horns with them. Unmotivated, he then failed the block needed to open up the Pig Sty Alley defense to set up an equalizer, so in a way we need to thank the fans for helping secure the victory.

Extreme weather at half time slowed play down as a blizzard set in and the pitch froze - R "Mental Giant" Grossman was tripped and fell badly on the ice.”