“At 2-0, with the death roller gone, over confidence set in. With igor and a useless bribe as inducements, the wrong bases were covered, and when Hammer and Sickle 1818 got one back and nobody overcame their knockout - including the ineffective Buddhist Palm - Pig Sty Alley faced the unusual situation of lining up short against a full compliment of opponents.

Still, there was hope. Flesh golem Sing made a break for it, Twelve Kicks rushed forward and passed it... inaccurately. The ball fell just in range of super star runner Leo Trotzki, who hopped up, threw an accurate pass to a blitzer who ran home the equalizer.

Coach Chainsaw may look back with regret. With an easy block option with some zombies available, and another bribe in the pocket, he could have blocked, covered, and fouled the prone Trotzki.

Igor's services also went unused, when the Bloodweiser Babes would have seen at least 2 more Pig Sty Alley players line up for the equalizing play, who would have made a big difference by being able to mark out the scorers, or protect the ball carrier and avoid the risky play.

Oh hindsight, ye wonderful thing.”