“First turn of the game, my only claw badly hurts himself on High CR III. The Forlorn Qualii then go on to shatter my pitiful armour, KOing a third of the team, including Zelgash Bilehorn. But somehow Jagish Savage Blade sprints through to a touchdown!

Our defense is much better than our offense, and we put up a fight, but we can't prevent 2 turn 8 touchdowns, leading to a 2-1 loss. Zelgash also gets smashed up and finally retired - although even now, some 12 games later, his niggles have yet to ever affect an injury check; nothing but natural 10+ for him!

Doombull, now that your favoured is retired and safe, bless our new minotaur, Goresnout! Bring the team Strength and Armour!

To the_cursed_one, good luck with the GLT!”