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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-05-13 01:40:46
TV 2240k Necromantic Horror
1
Winnings 30k (-40000)
20000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements:
Norse TV 2130k
1
50k (-30000) Winnings
Spectators 21000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
3/2/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-5
7
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
5
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
4
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
14
5
4
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
4
-
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
4
7
-
-
-
#8
1
-
-
-
1
8
12
-
6
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
1
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
2
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
2
-
-
1
10
126
12
5
35
3

#6 Dragon's Daughter – Damaged Back (NI)
#7 Landlady – Dead (RIP)
#14 Donut – Groin Strain (MNG)
My team was getting too nice, and Nuffle decreed it needed some scars.

Injured for the first time ever, Landlady is dead. You could count on one hand the number of times this Ghoul had been blocked in her career. That's all it took. With Dragon's Daughter also niggled, obviously these Norse opponents are violent against women. Disgraceful!

Zombies suffered minor injuries only. Oh, how joyous.

A tale of 2 halves, where we were on top in the first, and got dice raped in the second, failing to remove a single Norseman from the field.

Despite starting with just 6 players for the final few turns, we held out for a draw and even threatened a win.

TV trimmed, but we're out for revenge and there is a mission. This team wants Grant's head in a box and his headless zombie in our ranks!
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
2
-
-
4
14
-
-
11
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
9
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
10
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-3
3
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
9
-
23
-
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
4
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
1
3
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
2
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
9
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
3
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
154
-
24
54
6
Pig Sty Alley won the coin toss and chose to receive. Fight Gone Bad hit them with a Perfect Defense that had Coach Chainsaw worried. A Ghoul would fail to pick up the ball allowing the Norsemen to put pressure on them early. Wulang Staff drew first blood when he threw Lord Drade out of bounds where he was beaten to the brink of death. Luckily, the Apothecary was able to save him before it was too late. Landlady was not so lucky as she was killed by the #1 All Time Norse Blocker, Grant the Great.

Meanwhile, Xiaolongnu the Ghoul picked up the ball and ran up the left side of the field. Feyd wrestled him down and caused a fumble. Vantran got the ball and ran it to the left side of the field. He would get taken down by Kunlun Toad and the ball bounced right into the hands of his fellow Werewolf, Wulang Staff. FGB knocked the ball loose a few more times but was unable to stop the Necromantic forces from scoring on the last turn of the first half.

FGB received in the second half and they sought to apply their ground and pound strategy. After losing the battle in the first half, they came out with much more aggression to start the second. Destro seriously injured the Star Wight, Dragon's Daughter while Seph badly hurt a Flesh Golem with some well placed fouls. FGB gained the player advantage and scored the game tying touchdown with only two turns left in hopes of keeping their win streak alive.

PSA received with only six players left against a full compliment of Norsemen. Kunlun Toad ran up the left side of the field toeing the sidelines and the ball was thrown to him. He would get tackled by Feyd before he could get away ending all chances of both teams socring for the win. The game would end in an unsatisfying draw.





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Good game, Chainsaw!! Thanks for the match, mate! It was fun. Rematch sometime.



 
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