“Preparing for the GLT and in the "just one more game" phase of the downward spiral, after having our butts handed to us in the previous game, Coach Chainsaw decided to throw caution to the wind and accept the challenge from a dangerous looking Hearts of Heretics.

Pig Sty Alley received, and promptly picked up where the they had left off, Taijiquan dropping the ball and Landlord falling over on a dodge, and our disjoint offense meant Wulang Staff was forced to score early. That was as bad as it got, as from there on in the team started to take their chaos opponents apart. Coach Prez could be seen catalysing a receeding hairline as player after player rolled off the pitch and into the KO box. With recovery proving nigh impossible, the Hearts of Heretics were outnumbered for the majority of the match and were somewhat lucky to equalise early in the 2nd half.

Over the turn 4 kick off and half time, no chaos players returned out of 5 attempts, leaving the team 2 men short for the beginning of the 2nd. By the time of the equaliser, there was just 6 chaos players on the field, and by the time Taijiquan strolled in the winner, there were just 3.

Buddhist Palm, on his second run in the team, overcomes his first notable opponent in the killer beastman Brother Nybergus, killing him viciously towards the end of the game - the Heretics apothecary unable to identify which bits went where as he attempted to rescue the remains. Do not worry fans, as Brother Nybergus' Blood Bowl career continues after he was raised from the dead and now lines up for Pig Sty Alley as a somewhat less dangerous zombie. We take anyone in!”