“The Twin Towers of Terrorism were more than a little disappointed about the lack of grotty challengers in the Grotty Little Tournament with only 4 grot teams brave enough to challenge the Twin Towers of Terrorism for the grottiest spot in the GLT.

They concluded it was only understandable that all the grotty teams would tremble in terror when they heard they were entering the tournament. But the brave Low Few hired a wizard, Nobbla and topped up the referee's pension fund, but alas it wasn't enough.

Aside from Nobbla's conversion from mad looney into a star receiver, the Twin Towers of Terrorism exploded all over the field. If it weren't for the Low Few's resilient troll of impressive pedigree, Smeg, "spawn of Froik", the Towers would have completely cleared the pitch. Ronnie Raygun tore down the Low Few's wall of defense and trumbled for an impressive three TDs in the Twin Towers of Terrorism's terribly terrific triumph. ”