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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-05-30 13:41:15
TV 1510k Lizardmen
0
Winnings 50k
11000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Helmut Wulf
Skaven TV 1740k
5
30k Winnings
Spectators 17000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
2/1/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
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-
-
-
1
5
138
-
-
18
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#12 flargy snarfy snarf – Dead (RIP)
#13 nuts – Groin Strain (MNG)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
-
4
-
-
8
16
-
-
11
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#4
2
-
-
-
-
6
16
-
9
1
-
#5
3
2
-
-
-
11
16
5
26
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
5
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
4
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
5
2
4
-
1
30
170
5
44
33
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The most epic in game chat I have experienced for a LONG time!

<killerskink> hi
<killerskink> 230K lol
<killerskink> wow
<calcium> hi gl :)
<killerskink> hmm
<killersink> decisions decisions
<Calcium> :)
<killerskink> whats igor?
<Calcium> useless for you
<killerskink> ok lol
<Calcium> reroll a regen
<Calcium> :)
<killerskink> haha no good
<killerskink> bribe or extra training?
<killerskink> what do you think?
<Calcium> u gonna foul a lot?
<Calcium> bribe if u are
<Calcium> Extraining if ur not
<killerskink> already got 5 =]
<Calcium> good point
<Calcium> :)
<killerskink> good luck
<killerskink> I was 20K shy of the saurus :'(
<killerskink> and I dont think the slann guy would help much against skaven
<Calcium> nope, although Helmut is as much use as a chocolate frying pan
<killerskink> haha
<killerskink> sounds delicious
<Calcium> sometimes he has a killer game mind
<killerskink> chainsaw
<killerskink> im simply going to cut you
<killerskink> lol
<Calcium> bribe is a good shout with him
<killerskink> hmm
<killerskink> good thing i didnt take re roll
<killerskink> lol
<killerskink> oh he has tackle
<killerskink> didnt notice
<killerskink> lol
<Calcium> \o/
<killerskink> wow
<killerskink> =p
<killerskink> congrats
<Calcium> thx
<killerskink> i cant seem to roll a 3 up
<killerskink> soo
<killerskink> im gonna play it safe
<killerskink> hahaha
<killerskink> this is insane
<killerskink> haahaha
<killerskink> i cant do more then stun you for some reason
<Calcium> told ya he was fookin useless!
<killerskink> omg
<killerskink> lol
<killerskink> iwhy cant i pick up the ball
<Calcium> thats ul
<killerskink> hahahahaahhaa
<killerskink> i used a re roll
<killerskink> still couldnt get it
<killerskink> my luck has been so shity
<killerskink> 6 attempts now
<killerskink> cant roll a 3 up
<killerskink> skaven are so dumb
<killerskink> why not rat ogre btw
<Calcium> it died
<killerskink> how many spp did he have?
<Calcium> not many
<killerskink> claw?
<Calcium> I dont rely on RO's
<Calcium> no
<Calcium> GR's win games, not RO's
<killerskink> yup
<killerskink> skaven bs
<Calcium> bs?
<killerskink> (b)ull (s)hit
<Calcium> lol
<Calcium> I sorta knew that was what u meant
<killerskink> you never heard the term bs before?
<killerskink> haha ok
<Calcium> wanted to confirm it before I start to tae the piss
<Calcium> take
<Calcium> ;)
<killerskink> the game has decided that im not aloud to pick up the ball
<Calcium> maybe
<killerskink> so your gonna win =]
<Calcium> certainly hasnt helped u
<Calcium> yeah, I am
<Calcium> ;)
<Calcium> Im gonna embrace the nice dice, I get enough bad ;)
<kilerskink> i always get bad
<killerskink> though this game has been better then my usual
<killerskink> and this game has been bad
<killerskink> haha
<Calcium> looking at your record I would respectfully suggest u r skill level is bad, not your dice
<Calcium> and then u roll skulls!
<Calcium> go figure!
<Calcium> no one is THAT ul
<killerskink> ya go f**k yourself a** hole
<Calcium> ;)
<Calcium> lol
<killerskink> im better then you
<Calcium> RLY?
<killerskink> really
<killerskink> you play bs skaven
<Calcium> thats why im 2-0 up!!!
<killerskink> and ive had shit luck
<killerskink> hahahahaha
<Calcium> actually I rarely play skaven
<killerskink> lemme guess you play wood elves
<Calcium> im a bloodletter, total clawPOMBer
<Calcium> actually :)
<Calcium> and guess what? I would own you doing that as well
<Calcium> all day my old bean
<killerskink> haahaha what with your cheesy wood elf team
<killerskink> you suck
<Calcium> um, dont have a wood elf team
<Calcium> :)
<killerskink> ya right
<Calcium> check my page
<Calcium> its the truth!
<killerskink> haha
<killerskink> of course
<killerskink> my s**t luck
<killerskink> if your watching this game
<killerskink> the only reason you scored is because of my bad luck
<killerskink> the game will not let me pick up the ball
<killerskink> and you wanna act like your 2-0 means s**t?
<killerskink> you know the only reason you scored at all is because your playing bs skaven
<killerskink> and my luck has been terrible
<Calcium> CRY!
<killerskink> haha f**k off b**ch
<Calcium> waaaaahhhhhhhh!
<Calcium> come on, lets hug it out
<killerskink> hahaha says the guy who started talking shit because you think your good
<Calcium> /me opens the arms for a big squeexy man hug
<killerskink> suck a d**k fag
<Calcium> And coaches think I have a potty mouth!
<Calcium> you need some soap sir, to wash out that foul mouth of yours
<killerskink> yup
<killerskink> of course
<killerskink> 1 and a 2
<Calcium> \o/
<killerskink> you scored 3 TD's of pure luck
<Calcium> 4-0 anyone?
<Calcium> Can I get an amen on that my brother!
<killerskink> haha cute
<Calcium> AMEN from the specs!
<Calcium> damn my games are always eventfull
<Calcium> I love it
<Calcium> please stall, I have all day, and I fully intend to report this to the admins :)
<killerskink> haha
<killerskink> sounds good
<Calcium> Not before bending u over and taking ur team to browntown some more
<Calcium> ;)
<killerskink> your a pussy
<Calcium> lol
<killerskink> you suck d**k
<Calcium> been called a lot worse, by much better coaches mate
<killerskink> the only reason youve scored at all is because of s**t luck
<Calcium> MUCH better
<killerskink> haha im much better than you
<killerskink> anyone who has been watching this game
<killerskink> knows that as a fact
<killerskink> just because you have a but buddy in the specs doesnt mean s**t
<killerskink> there is replayy
<killerskink> when its over go back and watch
<Calcium> lol
<killerskink> my s**t luck is the only reason youve scored
<Calcium> why would I want to do that?
<killerskink> and you know it
<killerskink> because you have no life
<killerskink> and your a little b**ch
<Calcium> I know you dont belong on the same pitch as me mate. The score suggests I'm right
<Calcium> ;)
<killerskink> haha the score soesnt mean s**t
<killerskink> because the only reason its 3-0 is because of bs luck
<killerskink> and you know it
<killerskink> your just a fag who decided to trash talk
<Calcium> aint u taken enough of a beating yet mate?
<Calcium> seriously....this is too easy
<killerskink> haha what are you talking about
<killerskink> I stopped trying 3 turns ago?
<killerskink> after my bad luck gave u 3 tds
<killerskink> there was no point in playing
<killerskink> just want my spp and cash
<Calcium> lol. your whining is making this epic!
<killerskink> haha im not the one whineing
<killerskink> you are
<killerskink> your the one who got mad
<killerskink> look up in the chat
<killerskink> you started the whole
<killerskink> clearly your just an a**hole
<Calcium> 4-0 my old fruit!
<killerskink> hhaha
<killerskink> I just let you score?
<Calcium> I would have scored anyway
<killerskink> haha ya right
<Calcium> you offer nothing
<killerskink> whine whine whine
<killerskink> wah wah wah
<killerskink> thats all you do
<Calcium> whine? Im having a great time!
<killerskink> get a life bro
<Calcium> best game Ive played in a long time!
<Calcium> In fact, best game of the year, and I play a lot!
<killerskink> wow then your pathetic if this is the best game youve ever played
<Calcium> and at no point have I been abusive
<killerskink> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
<Calcium> which is highly unusual for me...trust me :)
<killerskink> scroll up through the chat you f**king moron
<killerskink> read it
<Calcium> LOL
<Calcium> well, apart from saying u are a poor coach of course, but that is so obvious it doesn't even need pointing out :)
<killerskink> haha ten times better then you
<Calcium> ten times better but giving up :)
<killerskink> haha because you scored 3 times off pure luck
<killerskink> there is no point in playing
<killerskink> because of bs luck
<killerskink> but your too stupid to comprehend that
<killerskink> so im done explaining it
<Calcium> early on I said you had bad luck. My luck has been normal
<killerskink> my bad luck gave you 3 tds
<killerskink> im done argueing with you
<killerskink> your f**king terrible and stupid
<Calcium> :)
<Calcium> /me needs some kleenex for my opponent
<Calcium> dry those eyes mate
<Calcium> there's always the next game
<killerskink>haha like I said im done argueing with you
<killerskink> your too dumb to compregend anything
<Calcium> damn....im so gutted!
<Calcium> oops!
<Calcium> silly me
<killerskink> haha really star trek pictures
<Calcium> loves star trek!
<killerskink> your a f**king super virgin arnt you
<killerskink> haha I no longer hate you
<killerskink> I pity you
<Calcium> actually im a H'eight thai boxer and 3rd drgree TKD black belt who likes to fight in a cage
<Calcium> but ur close!!!
<killerskink> your probably some fat nerdy 45 year old virgin
<killerskink> haha ok mr cage fighter
<killerskink> hows sally palmer doing
<Calcium> :) damn specs...I've been busted
<Calcium> ooh...my bad
<killerskink> oh haha
<killerskink> its a skink
<killerskink> i couldnt find him lol
<killerskink> have fun playing blood bowl all day long fat man
<killerskink> you will die sad and alone
<Calcium> willdo mate!
<killerskink> but atleast you will have your video games and your twinkies
<killerskink> haha aww
<killerskink> you gonna cry
<Calcium> yeah, but dont tell my wife/3 kids ok?
<Calcium> they would be upset if I died alone :)
<killerskink> haha wife and 3 kids now I really pity you
<Calcium> damn, wanted that SPP skillup
<killerskink> you found some 450lb women who only agreed to marry you because she was nerdier than you
<Calcium> its been fun!
<killerskink> peace out d*k face
<Calcium> thx a lot!
<killerskink> have fun jerkin off for the rest of your life
<Calcium> and take care

*This above chat log was copied from the in game transcript. I censored the swearing. I have screenshots that prove this was the EXACT chat that took place*
 
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