“When a mummy opened the defense by hurting Wolf, our best blitzer, there were some worried expressions on those fans in the Razordome who had bet monies on an in form Chainsaw team. The rest were cheering like mad, hoping for one of those spetacular massacres that occasionally befalls the 'Saws. Orb got smashed down and regenerated to rapturous appluase. Undead pressure forced an early touchdown, as a risky throw sent Scorcha away for his first of two.

In a strong position for a win, Coach FatEddie was dismayed to witness an orc blitz which put the cat amongst the pigeons. A risky hand off went sour, and that was all the invitation that was required for Last Man Standing to assist Scorcha in stealing the ball for his 2nd.

As the blitzer ran off with the ball, a furious mummy ripped Forge's spine out. The apothecary was unable to place it back into the orc's limp body before life had totally left it. Useless apothecary! There's a few in the team now with a grudge against him! Orb and Wolf have the apothecary to thank for their permanent injuries!

With some useful zombies missing for the start of the 2nd half, the Cloverfield Corpse Carriers started to unhinge on their drive. A ghoul fell over with the ball, and the orcs quickly got to it. After the ghoul stood up to two hits from orcs, Bullet Bub showed some surprising agility to doing next to the ghoul then grab the ball at its feet. Pantheon, with 9 touchdowns to his name, decided his own cause was more important than that of the team's, and broke away from the pack. He dropped the throw, but picked up the loose ball and dashed away to dance home a winner and become the first black orc in the known world to score 10 touchdowns.

The crowd were dismayed that no more players were killed in the 2nd half, but clapped out of a mixture of fear and politeness as Pantheon gazed at various members of the crowd in expectation of recognition.”