“FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCLVIII - Second Round

Having thumped some dark elves in the 1st round, the 'Saws relished another encounter in the 2nd. Even better, there was no wizard to thwart our play. However, the Khorne's Bodyguard side was a formidable set of players with a wide array of skills, and concentration and strategy would be required.

That quickly went out the window as the orcs smashed the elves to pieces. It was even more one sided than the previous match, although the injuries a little less severe.

Pantheon smashed up an elf with his first block. The danger blitzer elf was knocked out. The leaping witch elf was repeated gang fouled until its collar bone was snapped. The over eager apothecary managed to fix the bone but knelt on the other collar bone and snapped that. Another guarding elf was hurt and it was only mid way through the first half!

After the ball was passed to Pantheon, Coach Quaruk and the Khorne's Bodyguard players were powerless to prevent the 1-0 score or - as more beatings came in the 2nd half - the 2-1 winner.

Throughout the game Quattro caused problems with his diving tackles. Last Man Standing, Bayonet, Scorcha, and Bullet Bub all skilled up, and there were no injuries to report.

It was a perfect game for the 'Saws and that's 3 victories in a row against dark elves - incredibly considering the team was 0/6/10 before that.

Now 2550TV, the team is smartly set up for the final!”