“Never happened, you were drunk on burned cookies and strong ale, the game was never played, its a lie lie lie i tell ya.... Runs off to drink some more ale and Mourn the death of starplayer Deeproot Strongbranch, and Gunnar Beardtree.

Mr Fling and the Flying Circus are singing this song while drinking and eating cookies:

Why oh why did they both die, was it the skinks and their poisoined pumpkin pie?
Beardtree and Strongbranch were the best of the best, nobody better but now in their graves they rest!
We must get so drunk that we cannot wake up, all lizzies must die and put to a stop.
We are going to war and to slaughter them all, the lizzards are not going to play more Blood Bowl...

Unknown melody, just drink and try and keep up with the others...”