“2-1, Pantheon somehow still has the ball after being brought down only to stand up and catch a rebound. The orcs advance down the side, trying to lure some elves into battle bound to be influenced by stand firm.

Vindaloo sees his opportunity. One on one, the super strong elf and the extra strong black orc, evenly matched. Vindaloo fearlessly flies in and, SMASH! A big orc fist meets his nose and splits apart the face of the famous wood elf, blood spraying over the baying fans behind him as his head snaps back. Blood flows onto the field, pooling as the stricken elf dies, but the apothecary is no stranger to this elf. For the 4th time, he is revived, his face stitched back together, and back on his feet, although he must watch in frustration from the dugout as Pantheon rolls home the equaliser and saves the game.

That's 19 for the all time #1 black orc scorer. It sounds like such a small number compared to the 272 of Vindaloo after his double today.

Coach Chainsaw was woken up after the match had finished by a disgruntled player annoyed at the lack of on-field direction. He denies drinking heavily or the visit from Bill Brasky and that Bill never brought any whisky around and that no whisky at all was ever imbibed during the morning before the game.

We'll get ya next time, Vindaloo! Or, at least, we'll luck you over again next time, PigStar!”