“In a match that will go down as "The Chainsaw Massacre" in 'Saws folklore, the elves probably wish they had been hidden in the woods for this one. It was a vicious encounter and the orcs were the ones inflicting all the pain.

Hiding in the Woods had originally been an option for the 300th Chainsaw game, but with the team facing another famous Wood Elf side in former GLT winners Dandelion Eaters, the elves and Coach H0lydiver waited until today.

The crowd didn't have to wait long for the violence to start. Super star wardancer Anarion Stormseeker was the first casualty, fouled out the game in just the 2nd turn. Then Orb killed the tree, an elf died on a dodge, and already it looked bleak just a few turns into the game. Thor killed a super star catcher who oddly didn't use dodge to survive the block, and another elf died under the boot of a fouler before the elf thrower was permanently maimed.

Somewhere amongst all the blood there was a ball and amazingly the 'Saws won that battle too, not that the crowd cared so much - they were busy cheering on all the murder of elves!”