“Barnacle was rightly awarded the MVP for fouling wight Anthony Alan Landers II out of the game in just the 2nd turn, which somewhat ended it as a competitive contest when the Death Valley Daze legend failed to regenerate.

Shortly afterwards, Wolf was killed by a mummy, the apothecary saving his ass. That meant there at least was a bit of tension for the 'Saws fans as they hoped to see more greenskin blood spilled, but to no avail. The team survived intact.

Pantheon probably should have had a 3rd touchdown, but sadly he failed his final step and fell over - a member of the crowd comically throwing the ball back at him, it bouncing off his belly.

There were lots of snakes and 1s for both teams in some amusing play, but the zombies and skeletons of Death Valley Daze were no match for the skilled orcs and it wasn't a fair contest without the wight on the field.”