“Our dice stank against Stinky Guys. Lots of 1s, skulls robbed us just when it looked good in each play. We squeezed the offense, had 2 shots at the ball, and failed the 2+ rolls each time. We had 2 turns to reply, but the troll double skulled and the pick up in the wet failed. We had the ball near the endzone but started hitting pushes and skulls whilst our orcs got knocked out left right and centre, as Firpino's dice peaked at the perfect moment and he failed little in the course of the 2nd half. It wasn't a winnable game, the dice disparity was just too great, with Firpino's bad dice limited to 1-2 turns.”