“Meanwhile in Soviet Polands....


Oh noes it thems mens agains who comes and take polands wimins from us and make gigigig powpow with mens-wimmins and then say what hey bade we from AMERIKCAs and have candy and chocolate bars *(big and black and very long!!!!) and shiney silk stokings (not even made out of used parachute clothrs) and then say way hey wimins what you mean that not my babdy childrens and you go hiome to momma and i from new york and cannot marry them poliska wimmins oh man they so bad amikans with takns and Rocky roller records and het that not made of caw poo hardened in sun. Anywas so them sames mens come again and this time we ready and say NO! NO you not have polsih wimins and made gigigig long time GI mens with them in happy times, but NO you play Blooody bolws with polishes mens and cows, altho no cows due to hunfer shortange and we eats all coews in last terrible cold swinters like russia steppe that stop napoleans from french lands (where they ahve cheese and 7 backwards gears tanks) and so no cows by POINTY HAT polish mens and say POW you DEADs and we get balls - WE TAKE YOUR BALLS hahaha aPolish mens joke very funnies) and win DA GAME with hammer and spike to FACE with kick in bollcks.

anyway, gg sir.

”