“News Team Buckle Buckules

The News Team, as part of a Comic Relief segment that they were distressingly keen to take part in, have dressed up in drag to perform several of Radiohead's greatest hits under the direction of Count Buckules. Star of the show was undoubtably Roarwrath, who violently headbutted Guy Richtoy during the solo bit of Karma Police. He was pronounced dead at the scene but has since made a full recovery. Count Buckules took it poorly, miming along with the song as he nearly killed her in revenge. "This is what you get", he bellowed, "when you mess with us!" She too was presumed dead until a pioneering doctor thought to check if she was breathing.

This violent and depraved desecration of Radiohead's back catalogue received a peak audience of thirty million viewers, prompting the News Team to vow they would return next Comic Relief, and the next, and for ever.



Can't wait”