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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-08-28 20:56:35
TV 1940k Chaos Chosen
0
Winnings 70k (-20000)
28000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/2/0
Inducements:
Dark Elf TV 1850k
1
20k (-10000) Winnings
Spectators 18000
Fanfactor No change
3/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
-
7
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
2
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
12
3
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
4
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
4
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
1
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
9
-
#15
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-
-
-
1
5
12
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
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3
-
1
11
140
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12
41
2

#2 Block-This!! – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
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-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
1
5
6
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
7
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
2
-
#9
1
-
1
-
-
5
8
-
3
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
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16
-
-
5
-
#13
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1
-
-
-
1
7
1
15
-
-
TOTALS
1
1
4
-
1
17
147
1
18
30
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#2 Gavin Tesla Cannons III – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#4 Kirsty Warkriminal – Fractured Leg (MNG)
The News Team tearfully announce the retirement of Tesla III, who had lasted an incredible two games before dying, smashing the previous Tesla record of one game. "I'll always remember his perseverance, stickability and general not-dyingness", said a clearly shaken Roarwrath, "Other Gavins, they just didn't have the will to survive of that guy"

The News Team now look to acquire the necessary materials to graft kevlar skin, bulletproof shoes, and a cast-iron jockstrap directly onto the body of the soon-to-be Tesla IV, currently under construction at a top secret laboratory.
 
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