“Meatgrinder match! Today the fans saw why it's called, the Legend team Smack! super heavy wieght orcs bolted with rusted iron and fists of war, take on the tonnage of 12 chariots of steel, bladed to the hilt!

And the battlehorn sounds, within moments, the powerful Dark Avenger brings low the star black orc, crushed to his knees! Only seconds later to be have his face ripped ear to ear in single combat against the power of the mighty troll king!

The chariots were blasted piece by piece. Broken bones scattered and littered where brave road warriors once stood. But the spirit of the fearless cannot die! and the chariots march on, with the eye of Hercules upon them, they assault the iron fortress of orcs and slam with fists of POWER! blood poured forth from their helms!

Hail to Trail of Flames, who carries off the beautiful prize head of Warus Klarus, piling on mighty blow tackle blitzer of war! Today, thy attains 101spp, and another day of immortality!

And to DeMaio who sacks ball carriers and hammers hard the Kanor! thy fighting prowess so strong, it took a call of lightning from the very heavens to stay thy hands! A smoldering pit of flames, left cratering thy last stand!

But the battle scars did not end there! By the hand of berserker Eric, consumate warrior, Dip Diperson and Norman Bates are pulverized into victims of carnage! Thy bravery never falter, ye sacrifice thy body to gain the chance of stalemate.

But the glory did not come, Buccaneer Buster misses the easy handoff, and the game was lost! Woe to thee charioteer!

We lose today, but the smashing pumpkins shall never forget the day, the Hellbound Charioteers came to town!”