“A very short game as the Crazy Cooks were not that Crazy after all and wisely chose to concede only minutes into the match!

Just before the game started, several hundred Diver fans invaded the pitch and beat the surprised ref to death with a large smoked trout! The game started on schedule when a backup refere was found to adjudicate the game.

The Divers recieved the kickoff, and advanced a short distance across the line of scrimmage. Crutially, Diver Ogre, Grag'M'Norag'Th'Morg Thunderslam blitzed a halflng out of the way and went right up next to the Cooks' Minotaur.

The Minotaur blocked Thundercall, pushing him back next to a Gobbo who had been sent there just for that purpose. The Minotaur in his frenzied state hit Thundercall again, but with the help of his little green friend, Thundercall took the hit whilst horned beast bounced off and fell to the ground.

The Divers advanced, and fouled the Cooks Troll, stunning him and then advanced around the fallen Minotaur, who got up and blitzed one of the little green fellas. However, with 5 players surrounding him, the Minotaur found his blocking technique was doomed and he again fell over.

The Divers promptly fouled the Cooks' Troll again, this time knocking him out, and then ran in for a quick TD.

With less than a quarter of the game gone and the referee avoiding eye contact with the Cooks' coach, the Halflings decided to pack their bags and go have a nice supper instead of becoming it for the Dumbass Doom Divers.”