“It is always a good day when Morg n Thorg gets maimed!

Unusually, I was sad to see my orcs maim the legend witch. It was in self defense after she ripped Deuces to shreds - the apothecary managing to stitch him back together.

Both apothecaries however let JigerJones down, on a day when the luck wasn't going his way.

A snake eyes on the dark elf offense left the ball in a sea of orcs. A scatter was caught by a blitzer. He was brought down and the scatter was caught by a black orc! It made a mockery of the wet weather. 1-0.

Not only that, after an impressive fetch of the ball by the agile dark elf blitzer, the pass was intercepted by Scorcha.

In amongst this chaos, the orcs were doing want they were built to do, thumping and whacking their opponents off the field, and it culminated in a savage foul on the witch then a gang blitz on Morg n Thorg as the Skunky defense finally crumbled. 2-0 and painfully so.”