“As half time approached it looked good - scoring an equalizer, 4 elves knocked out, another hurt, and although there were 2 hurt orcs, only 1 occupied the KO box - Wolf.

Sadly all 4 elves made it back, and Wolf did not, so we were 8 against 11.

A lackadaisical setup followed, a rare sight for 'Saws fans who looked on quizzically. The elves spotted their opening - and blitz! The 'Saws never recovered, although managed to pressure the score early enough to make another equalizer feasible. With time running out, the play was stretched, and the ball swapped hands a few times with Project Isle emerging with it.

Morg had been trying hard, but seemed rusty. He was warmed up now. As the goblin bolted, he spotted the gap, and clubbed the tiny creature down. The scatter was perfect, and a bit of elfball later it was a decisive 3-1. On another day, Coach Chainsaw mused, it would be 2-1 to the 'Saws - not if you use tactics like that you ole mucker!”