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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-11-26 05:58:49
TV 2160k+600k Norse
2
Winnings 40k (-30000)
10000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/1/3
Inducements: 2 bribes, Star player Boomer Eziasson, Star player Wilhelm Chaney, Card Gikta's Strength of da Bear, Card Fawndough's Headband
Orc TV 2770k
1
40k (-70000) Winnings
Spectators 13000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
0/4/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
17
-
-
11
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
13
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
1
-
1
7
10
-
-
5
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
4
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
9
-
13
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
4
4
-
#8
1
-
-
1
-
5
10
-
13
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
6
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#15
1
-
1
-
-
5
12
-
13
2
-
#16
-
1
-
-
-
1
17
1
4
2
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
-
#91
-
-
1
-
-
2
17
-
-
5
-
TOTALS
2
2
6
1
1
27
172
1
47
52
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#2 Yasmine, DeMaio Avatar – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#4 Berserker Eric (Boston's Sign) – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#7 Sgt. Turbo – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 George Whitesnake – Gouged Eye (MNG)
A prophecy comes true.

Upon the last hour of the last day of Thanksgiving weekend, a monster team that hides in armor...shall know the power of the wheel.

and the gates of Hades open wide! And like a bad Sparta remake, the norse frenzy the orcs into its maw! the fallen disappear within the blackness where no light, life, or sound escapes...ever again.

Only the howl of their faithful hounds mark where their bodies once stood. And the reapers mount their thrones of steel, and ride into the dead of night.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
13
-
#5
1
-
-
-
-
3
10
-
3
3
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#7
-
1
-
-
1
6
11
2
7
2
-
#8
-
-
2
-
-
4
7
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#15
-
1
-
-
-
1
15
9
11
-
1
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
4
-
-
TOTALS
1
2
4
-
1
18
120
11
25
39
1

#2 Thor – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Smasha – Dead (RIP)
#5 Wolf – Dead (RIP)
#6 Scorcha – Dead (RIP)
#10 Scrimmage – Dead (RIP)
#14 Sesame – Fractured Skull (-AV)
For the 2nd game in a row, the 'Saws suffer a death on the 1st blitz of the match.

In the end there was 1 legend and 2 super stars amongst the cull - including Scorcha saved from death by the apothecary at the expense of strength. Another long term player retired as 990TV is cut from the roster in one fell swoop.

The carnage was both ways, it was a brutal game. With more casualties than knockouts, and more knockouts than stuns, it was a beating to make any coach cringe.

Just to complete our misery, an interception seals the loss (although it was looking inevitable by this point anyway).

Oh well, time to save up...

We will be back for revenge. The war drum is beating, and new recruits are massing, ready for the hunt.
 
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