“"I told the lads not to give in an inch and not to provide blunders for the long ears to capitalize upon. That's exactly what they didn't do. The ball went all over the pitch, all of the time, and not a thing seemed organized. I'm completely not to blame for that appearance I tell you! Luckily for us though the fair skinned tree climbers wasn't at their best playing mood. Perhaps their coach should take a look at my methods of discipline. I must say I'm a bit disappointed at our fans dropping out of the stadium before end time. I'm also told some fans quit the fan club and as a result I'm not sure we're gonna have enough money after the next game to buy that top of the art 'Coach Road Wagon'. What a bummer. I'm also a bit disappointed abour our team apothecary not helping poor Bobo, as it turned out he was too occupied reading the latest "Broken bones" magazine. Next time I'm gonna drop kick his head."
--Coach--”