“First half: I kicked, stole the ball, ran it far away, next to the endzone, where it stayed until turn 8, as my opponent didn't even move any players near it.

Second half: I recieved, my rats got their tails kicked up their behinds, so I scored again and then ran a gauntlet. Final score 2-1 to the rats.

Not the most exciting of games, but at least it was over pretty fast. It didn't hinder my opponent from typing a lot though. That also wasn't the most exciting of conversations. Apparantly my opponent didn't approve of me not handing the ball over to him and line my rats up to be smacked down. While I do agree on the principle of just sitting there being boring, it still is the best move from the rules. Not to mention when the opponent don't put any pressure on me to score except for fouling (which isn't much of a pressure anyway).

EDIT: I see now that the final score actually was 2-0.

EDIT II: Apology accepted and I pretty much agree (except for the far better coach bit...), hoping for a better game with more enjoyable dice another day.
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