“"Coach coach I'm scared! They look like a much better team than us, Jeb's having a holiday and we've no thrower or captain!"

"Man up James, none of this makes any difference to you!"

"But we've got these weird non-Virginians in the team too!"

"They are just there to take hits"...

(Muttered) "just like you!"

Get out there and do it for Appalachia!

Well the second half went amazingly well, Bob made up for his stupidity last game by being very reliable and I think my opponent got a bit cocky. Putting seven players in the ko bin was also critical! I was worried I'd get smashed on both the scoreboard and in injuries but due to good luck this didn't happen and I got a tie! Well played and bad luck Cedric.

Go Titans!”