“Xiaolongnu runs over 1000 yards, but then loses a yard of pace. We'll keep it, for now.

The damage was coming, after the Pig Sty Alley players spent half the game being knocked over with very little damage accrued, whilst scoring regular knockouts against the orcs.

Finally when time was ticking down, the super star ghoul decided to go it alone and rely on the Gods. Nuffle said, "No!" And a blitzer smacked into it, bashing it up a bit.

A black orc dodges in an attempt to pick up and make a long pass, but face plants. Dreadclaw sighed, "No bullsh*t TD then."

Wrong again Bob. Golem Bone dodges and shunts a black orc off the ball. The troll still marks it, and the wolf - the only player that can score or even reach the ball - is marked by a diving tackler and the troll. The wolf dodges onto the ball, and makes it (5)! The lineman dives, "Not so fast!" The wolf hops over the diving tackle (6)! The ball is wet (rain) but even with the stinky troll's feet next to it, the wolf scoops it up (5)! Dodge then go for it and go for it and scoresssss! There's your bullsh*t touchdown! The winning streak continues.”