“One of the worst games I have ever played.

Started on defense with a blitz, but first dice roll was a snakes, the ghoul knocking itself out.

No worries. Next turn? Can threaten the ball carrier, just want an assist for the blitz... wolf snakes the go for it.

OK... well... this is getting desparate. T3 passes almost normally - just pushes mind. T4, let's try to at least pressure the ball... skull rerolled to skull.

Then a random kill of the +AG wight. Annoying but that's BB. The flesh golem at least stood some ground before Sir Clawus injured it.

Maybe 10-12 dice rolled, and 6 1s. That half was over. Oh well, OTS attempt? Fumbled throw, rerolled, 1 on the catch.

At least I made it out the half.

2nd half, I manage at least to stretch the play side to side on offense. For a couple of turns Nuffle even granted me some dodges. Then the dice go to hell again. Failed dodges, failed jump ups, pushed blocks, whilst the chaos team were busy closing the noose. I gave up, literally.

Of course... dead guy MVP. I guess I should be thankful that the wolf who killed itself on a late failed dodge actually regenerated.

Prez is a good coach, but he probably could have won that match after a night out in Vegas that lasted 72 hours.”