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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2013-04-22 03:07:33
Lizardmen TV 1310k+100k
4
60k
14000 (1 FAME)
+1
1/4/0
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
6
-
1
17
125
-
8
27
1
#3 Donny Drills for hands – Smashed Knee (NI)
#4 Bobby Bonebreaker – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#5 Johnny Jawbreaker – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#10 Jake the Snake – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“Honestly one of the silliest games I've ever played with my ogres carrying the ball then immediately losing it multiple times. 3/6 ogres are SI with one of them a -ST from a Krox foul! The banter was fantastic and to quote Nelphine it was "ogrelicious"”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
-
4
1
1
27
118
1
37
33
2
#5 Ready To Kill – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
#9 ... But I Am Strong – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#10 I Am The Future – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
“Sacrifice Me vs Whamjammers
This game started out in somewhat standard fashion; for most of the first half, each side took turns blitzing the others stunty players, and many were removed. With some lucky breaks, Sacrifice me took the early lead (notably: a turn where 5 ogres boneheaded made it very easy to move around, as well as several turns where ogres everywhere could only roll skulls or double downs vs block Saurri).
The second half became a little sillier. Things were starting to look a little one sided for Sacrifice me and then.. with a skink on the goal line (1 MA short of scoring), and no one in serious threatening range (can never say completely out.. crazy TTM..), 4 Saurus all ganged up to bring down Bobby Bonebreaker, PO Juggs ogre extraordinaire who was easily the most dangerous player of the match.
But You Begin To Annoy Me, Block Kroxigor, felt left out. HE didn't get to take his turn punching at the big ogre. HE didn't get to catch a hand off ball, or a bouncing ball (like the 3 ogres and the Saurus). He didn't get to hurt anyone at all! It just wasn't fair. So..
KROXIGOR GANG FOUL!
And when a Kroxigor Fouls, well.. lets just say... them boots is size 96 with extendable claw covers for a reason.
Ka-BAM! One smashed into shreds Collar Bone of a big nasty Ogre!
And the ref screamed out 'FOUL!' and the Kroxigor was BANNED!
Sacrifice Me has since sent a letter of condolence to the ref's family, and also awarded the ref the post-humous medal of valor for his bravery on the pitch.
On turn 15, Stevey Pevey, the only snotling still standing on the pitch (having survived THREE hits from Saurus so far), tried for a passing play. First he dodged! SWOOSH! Second he picked the ball up! YOINK! Third he passed! WHIZ!
PERFECT PLAY! THE RECIEVER CATCHES IT AND BLITZES THE ONLY OPPOSING STUNTY OUT OF THE WAY AND SCORES! WHAT A FINISH! WHAT A GA.. err..
Apparently Stevey Pevey forgot the memo that the Saurus Prepare to Die was not actually his catcher. This may have had something to do with the fact that the Saurus was holding a sign saying 'give me the ball, and when I hit you, I'll hit you Lightly'. Prepare to Die was true to his word; when he blitzed the snotling out of the way, he only knocked the little guy out, no permanent damage.
And so Sacrifie Me racked up a 4-0 win, with 13 casualties split evenly between the 2 sides; 3 ogres, 2 Saurus, 4 skinks and 3 snotlings all wound up in the injury box. 1 more snotling was KO'd, and the Kroxigor of course was banned. In the end, only 9 players remained on the pitch, in various states of knocked-down-edness.
Thanks for a truly delightful match Sexton! Have fun with the Whamjammers!”
This game started out in somewhat standard fashion; for most of the first half, each side took turns blitzing the others stunty players, and many were removed. With some lucky breaks, Sacrifice me took the early lead (notably: a turn where 5 ogres boneheaded made it very easy to move around, as well as several turns where ogres everywhere could only roll skulls or double downs vs block Saurri).
The second half became a little sillier. Things were starting to look a little one sided for Sacrifice me and then.. with a skink on the goal line (1 MA short of scoring), and no one in serious threatening range (can never say completely out.. crazy TTM..), 4 Saurus all ganged up to bring down Bobby Bonebreaker, PO Juggs ogre extraordinaire who was easily the most dangerous player of the match.
But You Begin To Annoy Me, Block Kroxigor, felt left out. HE didn't get to take his turn punching at the big ogre. HE didn't get to catch a hand off ball, or a bouncing ball (like the 3 ogres and the Saurus). He didn't get to hurt anyone at all! It just wasn't fair. So..
KROXIGOR GANG FOUL!
And when a Kroxigor Fouls, well.. lets just say... them boots is size 96 with extendable claw covers for a reason.
Ka-BAM! One smashed into shreds Collar Bone of a big nasty Ogre!
And the ref screamed out 'FOUL!' and the Kroxigor was BANNED!
Sacrifice Me has since sent a letter of condolence to the ref's family, and also awarded the ref the post-humous medal of valor for his bravery on the pitch.
On turn 15, Stevey Pevey, the only snotling still standing on the pitch (having survived THREE hits from Saurus so far), tried for a passing play. First he dodged! SWOOSH! Second he picked the ball up! YOINK! Third he passed! WHIZ!
PERFECT PLAY! THE RECIEVER CATCHES IT AND BLITZES THE ONLY OPPOSING STUNTY OUT OF THE WAY AND SCORES! WHAT A FINISH! WHAT A GA.. err..
Apparently Stevey Pevey forgot the memo that the Saurus Prepare to Die was not actually his catcher. This may have had something to do with the fact that the Saurus was holding a sign saying 'give me the ball, and when I hit you, I'll hit you Lightly'. Prepare to Die was true to his word; when he blitzed the snotling out of the way, he only knocked the little guy out, no permanent damage.
And so Sacrifie Me racked up a 4-0 win, with 13 casualties split evenly between the 2 sides; 3 ogres, 2 Saurus, 4 skinks and 3 snotlings all wound up in the injury box. 1 more snotling was KO'd, and the Kroxigor of course was banned. In the end, only 9 players remained on the pitch, in various states of knocked-down-edness.
Thanks for a truly delightful match Sexton! Have fun with the Whamjammers!”