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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2013-05-10 02:47:50
TV 1580k+360k Amazon
0
Winnings 30k
11000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 2 bloodweiser kegs, Star player Helmut Wulf
Orc TV 1970k
2
70k (-20000) Winnings
Spectators 15000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
1/3/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-1
7
2
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
12
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
2
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
7
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
3
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
7
6
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
8
7
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
111
-1
22
37
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#3 Theresa Dillon – Dead (RIP)
#5 Becky Cushing – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#8 Amanda Brennan – Dead (RIP)
#9 Becky Slater – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#10 Vanessa Ramirez – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#11 Colleen Dooley – Smashed Knee (NI)
Despite how this post-match looks, this game stayed competitive until midway through the second half when the orcs of Chainsaw finally surrounded These Girls and then begun to lay a biblical ass-whooping upon them. Isn't that the way it goes. Still an enjoyable match.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
7
-
#4
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
7
-
#5
1
1
1
-
-
6
16
6
15
8
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
3
2
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
6
7
-
#8
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
10
-
#9
-
1
-
-
-
1
9
6
1
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
1
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
1
TOTALS
2
2
4
-
1
21
158
12
25
52
2

#9 Mr Nobody – Fractured Skull (-AV)
With games hard to come by for these menacing orcs, there were raised eyebrows when some plucky girls invited the 'Saws for a game.

We were taken by surprise when they held their ground the 1st half having kicked and even gave as good as they got! With the aid of a wizard, Aztec was relieved of the ball and, but for a failed go for it, Coach Elliot's These Girls nearly took a shock lead.

After stern half time talk and some dodgy looking liquids imbibed, the orcs came out a lot meaner looking in the 2nd half and started to rack up casualties. It became a slaughter, and one unlucky Amazon killed herself in a frantic effort to escape the melee.

The apothecary and thrower Mr Nobody are fired from the team. A strange looking orc was hired, nicknamed "Pervfest", whilst the cheapest possible street urchin... sorry, doctor, was brought on board for medical duties.
 
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