“Game went extremely well for me, failing all of 2 blocks and no pickups while Chainsaw struggled to make 2+ rolls. In all honestly, it wasn't my greatest coaching match, but fortunately (for me) Nuffle forgave my little bloopers.

Thanks to Chainsaw for suffering through it so pleasantly :D

Now, FLUFF!


Having made the Quarter Finals, the Lords of the Stance faced the skaven known as Dimension X. Joined by the infamous Boomer Eziasson who wanted another shot at detonating some rats, the Lords took to the field with great excitement. As the opening whistle was blown, the rowdy fans seized the referee, and carnage breaks out on and off the field! Rocksteady is the first player to depart the field, failing to escape Lords Trama and Kimball. Hurting himself badly in the process, Rocksteady is rushed to the team apothecary who stitches him up and clears him to continue play. Lord Kimball then hits Bebop who pinches a nerve in the fall, and needs to be dragged off the pitch to safety. With two rats off the pitch, things look grim for the Skaven, but the mighty Rat Ogre Krang strikes Lord Glorin with such force as to knock the thick-skulled dwarf unconscious. Boomer managed to get off three bombs, knocking several rats over, but with the swarm pressing in, he put away his toys and toed the line as a blocker for the rest of the drive. With the Lords becoming bogged down in a time consuming scrum, Earl Harvigg pushes forwards too seize some ground. He collides with the Stormvermin known as The Shredder, the impact crumpling the breastplate of the rat and killing him outright! Seeing this ferocious display, Prince Avulstein breaks away to be covered by his allies! As the rats give pursuit, Prince Avulstein and his comrades find themselves bogged down, but maddeningly close to the end zone. With the clock ticking down, they made their push to score. Earls Errington and Harvigg both knock the rats marking them unconscious, allowing Baron Hogglepoggle a chance at freeing Prince Avulstein from his pursuers. He blitzes Rahzar, throwing the rat back with such force that not only is Prince Avulstein pushed clear of his foes, but that the rat is dragged off the pitch with a cracked skull. With the score in sight, Prince Avulstein scores! The referee takes exception with Boomer, and he is restrained from returning to the field, while the unconscious players all regain their composure and prepare to take to the field for another half. With the Skaven receiving, the dwarves tentatively engage, trying to contain the threat of the pesky Gutter Runners who remain at large on the pitch. Their fears are made manifest as Michelangelo makes a break for the end zone, accompanied by Raphael. Raphael can't keep pace with his colleague, and stumbles on some uneven ground. Seeing his opportunity, Earl Harvigg dashes after Michelangelo, pushing him down and freeing the ball from the clutches of the vermin. Prince Avulstein escapes the whipping tail of Krang, picks up the ball
and pulls into safety behind his comrades. Alas, his foolhardy coach had directed him to the wrong place, and Krang charges him down. Fortunately for our heroes, Prince Avulstein manages to place the ball safely out of the clutches of the rats. Clearing the area around the ball, Lord Zalton blitzes Donatello, dismembering the Gutter Runner in a fearsome display of strength. Prince Avulstein recovers the ball once more, and the dwarves fall into position around him. Elsewhere on the pitch, Rocksteady takes his revenge on Kimball with a cunning strike sneaking under his helmet, leaving the dwarf with a broken jaw. As the Lords began to methodically knock the remaining rats unconscious, Prince Avulstein and Earl Errington race towards the end zone, elated by their impending victory. Prince Avulstein attempts to give Earl Errington the ball so as to share in the glory, but the proud Earl refuses, the ball getting dropped in the confusion. Prince Avulstein's sure hands retrieve the ball, and triumphantly trots over the line to secure a glorious victory! The Lords return to their halls to celebrate and make offers to the great The Lords raise their horns of mead (and Lord Kimball raises his straw), and the festivities begin!
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