“Stride swift upon the wastes and plains! search high and low for the head of Chavo!

I don't think we're in Australia yet, but by the smell of things, this can't be good!

Risen from decay come the Pestilence...and a ball.

No words need be spoken! Bloodbowl is thy challenge call!

With flame and raging blood, the charioteers go to war, blasting Nurgle warriors and pestigors off the pitch and into the boo boo box! Hail!

Victoria makes our first touchdown! Upgrade to blodge and ride the winds of fate into the heart of battle!

And to Berserker Eric, sack the enemy and earn 9 armor...an iron suit for the battlestandard of road warriors!

And the evening is completed with BBQ, wenches, and our newest recruit destined to ride into Hades! Fierna's Pet! Obey thy mistress of sin and take to the LOS...roll the dice of your life!”