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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2013-09-10 20:01:56
CTV 1290k Shambling Undead
0
Winnings 40k
14000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/1
Lizardmen CTV 1290k
1
70k Winnings
Spectators 16000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
3/1/1 Casualties
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#4 Windy – Smashed Hand (MNG)
Bad played
Good whined
Undeserved won

and of course Pythrr is a kind person to play with... as always [Sarcastic mode off]

Edit: well, I think people do not need your smartest words to remind the result... it is written on the top... anyway I hope none of the admin will think that u are somehow offending somone else.

Edit2: I hope for last edit... I invite everyone who reads this to watch the replay.
Best regards, Pythrr

Edit3: lol, ok let's Cheer for the only successful thing in your life!!! (at least You are behaving like it ;) )

Edit4: God blessed the fact I do not know you. I had a little to do with you and it was always an annoying thing. And I can bet u will edit a 4th time to have the last word ;)

Edit5: Bet won :P

Edit6: This is going to be one of the longest matchreport ever... Let's see who has more time to waste. I'll find a job... I promise... But only if you find a girl meanwhile. :)

Edit7: some misunderstanding there. I never offered anything. And surely not for free. But if you ask it kindly I can lend you some girl of mine. You could learn something you never expected to know!!

Edit8: This is much more fun than the game itself. You are a poor chatter, but you do it much better than playing bloodbowl. Also it seems you have some problems in understanding ordinal numbers. I can recommend you a good math teacher for some private lessions.

Edit9: I never said I'm a better coach than you. I learnt from this game how much skill is needed to get Elvish dodging saurii (not mentioning ag4 skinks... that are the best evidence of your outstanding coaching abilities).
But of course these were secondary things to point out in your masterpiece game

Edit10: Purtroppo amico mio non sono di madrelingua inglese. Se questo è fonte di imbarazzo per te, mi dispiace molto. Ti consiglio di non sopravvalutare l'importanza del tuo barbaro idioma, tanto più in considerazione del fatto che sei un sottoprodotto di una terra popolata in origine da galeotti. Se poi la tua indole continuerà a portarti a sfilacciare il sacchettino scrotale del prossimo non posso farci niente, ma abbi almeno la decenza di sfruttare quel povero neurone rimastoti (che fra l'altro sta morendo di solitudine) per provare a tener presente che l'idiozia è universale e non ha una lingua ufficiale.
Saluti e baci,
Estremo

Edit11: Comunicare è vivere. Mi pare di intendere che tu non abbia compreso quanto ho testè scritto. Credo, per il bene del prosieguo della discussione, che sia il caso che tu ti renda edotto di quanto la parte avversa ti indica. In caso contrario la tenzone, che di questo si tratta, avrà un solo vincitore e malauguratamente non sari tu.
Se vuoi ti spiego quanto ho scritto al punto 9:
Non ho mai detto di essere un giocatore migliore di te. Ho imparato molto da questa partita quanto sia importante la capacità di schivare con i Sauri come fanno gli elfi (senza contare gli scinchi con agilità 4... che sicuramente sono la prova della tua capacità di allenatore nel tirare i dadi). Certamente questi fatti erano troppo secondari per essere indicati nella tronfia descrizione del tuo capolavoro di partita.

Dimenticavo di dirti che d'ora in poi non comunicherò con te in nessuna altra lingua se non quella di Dante.


Revisione12: Sembra che la ruota stia girando, o campione dei campioni! http://fumbbl.com/ffb.jnlp?replay=421270

Revisione13: stai andando sul personale perchè non hai nulla da dire in tua discolpa in merito alla partita che hai perso ingobilmente?

Revisione14: Ma ti sei accorto che io ti capisco, mentre tu parli a vanvera, o sciocchino?

Revisione15: non pensare che finisca qui. con cadenza regolare riceverai un fastidioso messagio riguardo il mio aggiornamento del report

Revisione16: Bubusette!

Revisione 17: sei ancora li?

Revisione 19: ok, la finisco qui. Anche se non te lo meriti. Ciao
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#7 Bill Oddie – Dead (RIP)
gods preserve us from the 4 minuters....

1-0 sucka!

beaten by 5 lizards!

edit: someone else who? just of the 2 of us here! 1-0! FORZA Doom Kobolds winz over luckers undeads!.

edit2: cool! the replay is cool! we winz vs 11 vith 5! mad l33t lizards skills!

edit3:
"You think you know me, please
You have no idea"

edit 7: get a job, sir.

Edit 3.14: you can't win a bet not accepted. Did they teach you nothing in prison?

Edit 69: thanks for the best wishes, sir. I'll pass on the offer of hot gay sex tho, as I don't switch g that way at the current moment. Never say never though!!

Edit 72b: no sir, I really don't want to go to Sardinia to meet your grandmother. I'm very sorry, but you may have confused me for a rent-boy. Have a nice time tho, and I am sure the local olive oil will be very useful for your little problem.

Edit edtd: dear sir. Yes, I am a terrible coach. But do think on how this reflects on you that a coach as noobish as I beats you with 5 lizards.... Thank you for the offer of bdsm lessons from your sister. I must decline, however, as I am still beholden to an aardvark.

Edit 2xz7: but forsooth sirrah, thou sayest indeed not that thou be a not unkynd coache, but - and this is verily the but - thou did inferrest this by the very nature and kynd of thy speeche!

Edit 666: dear sir, you seem to be talking in tongues. I do hope this is a religious epiphany, and that the space-alien-on-a-stick is peaking through you, rather than you having had a stroke. Peace, love, and three dollar bills.

Edit 666b: quo vadis? ecce eecce eccce ptang.

Edit 666c: please stop calling my chicken a paedophile in Italian. That is Berlesconi's gig, not my chicken's.

Eddit 666d: No, no thank you. I do not wish to "gobble your turkey", whatever that might mean. I fear it is quite rude, and will therefore decline. Good day to you sirrah!

Edit 666e: oh, and .... 1-0, sucka!

Please stop spamming my pm account, or i will report you. Fin.
 
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