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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2013-09-17 23:05:06
TV 2280k Human
2
Winnings 50k (-40000)
15000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
Inducements:
Orc TV 1890k+360k
1
20k (-10000) Winnings
Spectators 21000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
2/2/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 halfling master chef, Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
14
-
12
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
-
-
1
5
10
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
5
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
14
-
3
4
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
7
9
1
-
#11
-
-
-
1
-
2
14
-
-
1
-
#12
1
-
-
-
-
3
4
-
7
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#14
-
1
-
-
-
1
14
3
6
4
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
2
1
1
1
1
16
153
10
37
33
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#4 E 'Bull Rush' Campbell – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#9 C 'Awesome not Dirty' Matthews – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#16 Krikack: Avatar of Destruction – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Bucs run into a chainsaw and Krikack gets blown up by another Bomb...but they make enough plays to pull this one out.

Honey Badger comes up big time in T15 with the INT to seal the match.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
7
-
#4
-
-
1
-
1
7
9
-
-
4
-
#5
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
14
6
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
10
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
10
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-1
9
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
7
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
3
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
3
1
1
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
171
-1
26
65
1
For Aztec's 100th game it was the Buccs and their rowdy following.

The usual wizard was forgone for a rather burly and smelly chef and the bomber. The goblin tossed a bomb in Krikack's direction, but a lineman caught it. He pulled back his arm to throw it, but was too close to the ogre, and his hand hit the prone ogre in his protruding gut and the bomb fell in the legend player's rather large belly button. It blew out his ribs but the apothecary poked them back in - he'll need a rest though! Maybe Krikack needs to work out more and pig out less.

An easy catch and score and it was 1-0. Plenty of time left for the 'Saws to come back. With the ogre gone, the orcs lined up aggressively and left Socrates to bring the ball forward. He may be strong but he's not very deft, and twice running dropped the ball to set up a scramble. Both teams huffed and puffed, but the 'Saws were off form and eventually the 2nd Buccs TD was easy. A disastrous half and 2-0 down - no way to come back, surely?

An angry half time team talk from the boss man - Aztec - fired up the 'Saws and they beat the Buccs to a pulp in the 2nd half. Aztec runs a reply for 2-1 and with 5/6 turns left, 0 rerolls for the Buccs, 4 in the cas box and soon an overflowing KO box, it looked ominous for the humans. Boz spots the incoming hurt and sneaks off the pitch for a few cheeky beers.

However the orcs got a bit preoccupied with the bashing and never corner the ball, Krigash Bonecrusher runs into Brown's fist but he was left to take on the blitzer alone.

Eventually it is recovered, and a desperate pass is intercepted, but the victory was spurned long before this - it only sealed the deal.

After the game angry 'Saws fans are baying for Coach Chainsaw's blood. Many monies were lost as Aztec had declared victory inevitable. Could the Coach be inline for the chop? Does he still have the backing of the boss man? The saga continues...
 
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