“Lately Jim's passing numbers have been hindered by the lack of an adept dancing partner after Brad "Hands of Magic" Dee's retirement. Charlie "End" Zone has failed to fill the super star catcher's boots. The veteran was soon knocked out and wouldn't come back for the rest of the game.

Omar O'My, former lineman retrained as a catcher, stepped up to the plate and proved a be a better foil for Assured Jim's trusty arm. 3 catches and 3 touchdowns later, Omar O'My is celebrating his first hattrick and Jim is acknowledged by the crowd as he becomes the all time furthest passing human thrower, the first human to breach 800 yards thrown.

To further cement Omar's credentials and the fortune enjoyed in this particular game, the now experienced catcher becomes more agile!

The match itself was a walkover as the Nurgle team struggled with the rain which turned their knuckles soft. The blitzers wreaked havoc, nothing went wrong for the Devils, and Coach Happygrue had no recourse to change things. It was pretty much a preordained victory with the way things unfolded.”