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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2013-11-15 01:38:05
TV 1570k Chaos Dwarf
1
Winnings 80k
17000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/0/3
Underworld Denizens TV 1580k
1
70k Winnings
Spectators 15000
Fanfactor -1
2/1/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
-
1
-
1
7
15
-
17
8
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
#4
-
-
2
-
-
4
15
-
-
4
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
6
-
-
4
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
2
-
-
4
9
-
7
6
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#14
1
-
1
-
-
5
10
-
7
2
-
TOTALS
1
-
7
-
1
22
73
-
31
32
2

#3 Pin Pin!! – Dead (RIP)
#10 Pie Faced Goon – Dead (RIP)
#13 Saucy – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Ridiculous game, how we managed to pull a draw out of this I'll never know (most of the 15 turns was spent with either 5 or 4 players).

1st half was a disaster, failing virtually everything, down to 5 players after turn 3. There was a slim chance of an equaliser when our bull was handed the ball but no deal. The only thing that worked all half was an apo on a dead cooper.

In to half 2 and the first order of business was to scrape a dead hobbo off the backfield with a rock embedded in his brain followed by some blocking fail and a bull fumble. After taking another turn of pain we find ourselves with 4 players vs 9, with all 3 of the underworld cpombers waiting to pitch clear and then nuffle suddenly did an almighty U-turn.

Cameron sums up the fail well but suffice to say the (un)Original victim (with support from the beefed up hobbo Ickey) deservedly won his 5th MVP in just 17 games with a game saving performance.

A fun & chatty draw that felt like a win with no irreplacable players permed and a nice tombstone to commemorate the 6 RIPs (one saved by apo).
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#2
-
-
2
-
-
4
11
-
-
7
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
13
1
18
1
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
3
3
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
12
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
3
12
-
7
1
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
1
3
-
1
15
124
1
25
33
3

#7 Keese – Dead (RIP)
#8 Sean da Killa" – Dead (RIP)
#17 Alexander Deephawk – Dead (RIP)
This game was classic, classic Underworld.

In the first half–– The Jesters of Malice get totally destroyed: 2 of 5 Dwarves out by turn 2, KO'd and banned Hobs follow soon after. The advantage is such that I actively feel bad for dealing out the terrible dicing.

Second half–– Begins with a rock RIPing the CD backfield. But... it doesn't matter. When you are Underworld, no amount of advantage is safe. Goblins die, troll goes stupid, throw-in goes wide, blocks fail. The Jesters pull an unbelievable tie, and end up not only out-cas'ing us, but also dishing out more permanent damage. MVP goes to RIP'd goblin.

Let this game be a lesson to all Underworld coaches.

We had a tie score, but we lost this game, hard.
 
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