“A teachable moment: Your teacher for the day, Krikack the Avatar of Destruction.

The lesson of the day: Do not poke fun off, call him names, cat call and in general piss Krikack Off. IF YOU DO....This is what happens.

Time warp to the start of the second half, for all of those following the lesson at home with the replay.

The Buccaneers line up on the LOS to receive the Kickoff. Krikackis standing on the LOS giving the "eye" to some low down zombies standing in front of him. When he notices Nash Dance is back in the match, Krikack blew him up for a BH earlier in the match.
"Oiee! what in the heck you doing back in the match? I laid you out good for a BH man."

"Regen is a bitch Krikack you putz!" Nash dance begins to do pelvic thrusts and making very crude hand gestures at Krikack.

"Oh, Iam going to hunt you down you putz." Krikack blows off the LOS and starts bashing zombies out of the way.

Nash Dance sees Krikack blow off the LOS and immediatly retreats into the back field. "Hey come back here Nash, were you going, thats right you better run you bastard, Iam going to hunt you down and stomp on you."

Nash looks around and calls in some zombie reinforcments to make a wall in front of Krikack. Nash rolls into the lower zone, back peddling. Krikack looks over the heads of the zombie wall and sees and opening. Nash is a sitting duck.

Krikack blitz Nash, with very very bad intentions. He dodges past the zombie wall and is suddenly BLIND!!! Krikack freaks out for a second, and then reaches up to his face and feels something slimey on it. He pulls it off and the hand of Zim was ripped off at the wrist when Krikack used break tackle and blew up Zim's feeble attempt at a tackle. Krikack hears Zim wimpering as he blows past.

Krikack blows through the tacklezone and lines Nash up. But Nash is waiting and then his eyes get really big. Krikack kicks it into high gear and performs 2 GFI and full body blocks Nash. He picks him up high over his head. Throws him down on the pitch, foot stomps and then comes off the top rope with a mighty elbow smash to his face.

Nash just wimpers, one last pelvic thrust and then D.E.A.D Regen had no chance after that. But Krikack was not done. He dusts himself off after standing back up and walks back to the zombie wall who tried to stop him, they are tied up by the other Buc players.

"Hey Zim you panty waste, I got somthing of yours." Krikack is waving his hand around.

"Thats Ok Mr. Krikack sir, I do not need that back. I really have no need for hands since they never give me the ball or anything. I just bask people with my flailing arms anyway."

"You sure you meat ball. I mean a zombie with out a hand is just not, right."

Krikack wades into the zombie wall. Multiblocks the zombies. His right arm whips out and blows up some zombie who was just a bystander. He flies 4 feet backwards and SPLAT.

He then takes Zim's hand and starts slapping Zim with his own severed hand. "Here you go Zim." Krikack stuffs Zims hand down his mouth with such force that his head goes flying into row 4 of the stands. The fans have gone into a frenzy over the ferocity of Krikack. Zim collapses into a heap, regen had no chance after that.

End of the lesson of the day.

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Side note: Krikack after that display of power earned the MVP, 3 CAS (2 for RIP) and goes over 500 SPP for his career. Only the second player for Humanity to acomplish that goal. Of course the only other player to go over 500+ was also a Buccaneer, H 'My Body is and Army' Walker.








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