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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2013-12-07 00:27:17
TV 690k Chaos Chosen
0
Winnings 40k
14000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary, 2 bloodweiser kegs
Halfling TV 370k+290k
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70k Winnings
Spectators 11000
Fanfactor +1
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 halfling master chef, 2 bloodweiser kegs, Star player Bertha Bigfist
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RAWR!
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For the first time ever a real star player sets foot into the newly founded Big Guy Arena... and it is Bertha Bigfist! The arena management sets up a game against late Clash of Big Guys winner Angry McPointy - and it's on!


First half

Bertha receives, but a cunning kick forces her to choose between tackling the minotaur and getting hold of the ball. She picks the ball and rushes forward!

McPointy tries to bring her down, but she avoids his attacks with the agility she's famous for.
However, his feral musk really seems to beguile her and she stands confused for long seconds. McPointy, realizing his effect on her, refrains from attacking again - he roars and postures instead!
Bertha collects herself but still can't overcome his intriguing appearance. She tries to slip by him, but still somewhat dazzled, she trips, despite all her skill in that area.
McPointy lets out another roar as he sees her laying on the floor, but a shout from the dugout reminds him what he's here for. He ignores the prone ogress and grabs the ball instead.

Bertha jumps up and gets face to face to him, pushing him back - but this time he knocks her over. Berta is right back to her feet, chasing the mighty beast, tackling it from behind and bringing it down!
McPointy passionately closes in on her, remembers the ball, restrains himself, dodges back - and fails to pick up the pigskin, his furry hands all sweaty. Bertha copies his actions precisely, including the failed ball recovery.
McHorny is on her again, pushing harder, bringing her down - but not hard enough. She jumps up almost immediately, striking from beneath him.

As he lands flat on his back, she grabs the ball and runs away, knowing that the first half is almost over. Breathing heavily, she turns around and waits for his final assault, but McPointy aims too low, overbalances and stuns himself, right at her feet. Bertha bends over her defenseless opponent, but luckily the final whistle comes in time.


Second half

Bertha's kick is so passionate, that McPointy easily moves under the ball and catches it with grace, leering at the star ogress. As he lets out another of his feral roars instead of moving, Bertha picks up speed and crashes into him and the impact knocks him over.
The minotaur rolls and gets right back at her, smashing her into the ground and stealing the ball. Bertha is up again quickly, ready to tackle him from behind, but something about his odors once more stops her.

McPointy exploits her hesitation, brings her down with a well-aimed kick and gets almost out of reach - Bertha can barely keep up with him and doesn't get close enough to grapple him. Alas, for some reason he turns to her and is all over her again, ferociously pushing her back, but thereby moving into the wrong direction. When he realizes his mistake, he spins around once more and rushes towards the endzone, but she catches up with him only two yards away from it.
She fails at bringing him down though, instead slipping by into his back.
Whatever she does there, it's enough to totally distract him for long seconds. Enough time for her to strike again, bring him down and run off with the ball.

Not quite as fast as she, McPointy overhauls her a few yards away from his own endzone. As he arrives quite breathless, she turns around and throws him off balance with what is merely a offensive gesture than a real blow. Lying prone, he can only watch her walking in the winning touchdown in the very last seconds of what has been an intense game in various different ways.


Overtime?

Even though the game is over, the exchange of looks between big guy and big girl suggest that the action is not quite so yet.
 
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