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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2014-01-12 07:22:29
TV 1320k Underworld Denizens
3
Winnings 80k
16000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/2/2
Inducements:
Human TV 1270k+50k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor No change
0/1/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
7
-
#2
-
-
3
-
-
6
16
-
-
12
-
#5
2
1
-
-
-
7
16
1
40
1
-
#6
1
-
1
-
-
5
16
-1
6
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
#16
-
1
1
1
-
5
16
-1
2
4
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
3
2
7
1
1
32
163
-1
48
30
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#11 Pick-Pick – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#18 Cory Hideousfield – Dead (RIP)
THIS GAME WAS CRAZY!!!

2 snake-eyes on Pick Ups almost lost the drive for the Underworld early in the first half, but a journeyman tripped himself out of the game, and they were able to recover. More snakes by an Underworld thrower GFI let the humans score in the second half, with a brutal Blitz + TD by Jesiah.

But the highlight was certainly urn 4 second half: a triple RIP turn against the Humans. And what's this? ClawPOMB, you say? Hardly. 2 from rats with no damage skills, and 1 from Wrecker, using only Mighty Blow. The first victim, an unskilled lineman, decided to hog the Apo, meaning there were no more sweet liquers left for the Blitzer and Ogre who followed him to the morgue.

In retribution, Josiah RIP'd himself a goblin at the start of the next drive, but then got his pass intercepted by Tetrach. And coach gary1 was right–– I should have then scored with Tetrach, as this would have given me my first Larson in a competitive division... foolish me...


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Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
8
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
6
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
4
1
#6
1
-
2
-
-
7
16
-
17
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
1
6
1
-
#19
-
-
-
-
1
5
6
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
97
1
23
36
1

#1 Paulus "the Butcher" – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#2 Mucker "The Beast" – Dead (RIP)
#4 Heinricus "The Stonemason" – Dead (RIP)
#17 Osmond Whiteshield – Smashed Knee (NI)
#19 Zachary Truehammer – Broken Neck (-AG)
The Plebeians were hoping to recover from the last beatdown we got but instead were slaughtered brutally. The clawpomb rat blitzer caused carnage but his teammates also chipped in with big, brutal hits.
After an early Skaven drop Jesiah had a 2db chance to take down the skaven thrower. It didn't come off and after a slipup (and injury) our chance to stop the rat drive slipped away. They only actually made it in their final rushed step of the half but what a half it was. Humans were carted off the pitch rapidly. However it was nothing compared to the 2nd half. Our side was ripped apart. Jesiah did one great moment when after taking the ball up the pitch and being knocked down he got up, seriously injured the mutant gobbo next to him and dashed off to the endzone where he caught the handoff from Ulrik who had scooped up the ball. After the score we setup and SUFFERED 3 RIPS in 1 turn! Ulrik was apo'd but both Mucker, our ogre, and a blitzer went to their grave. Truly amazing hitting (by players without claw or PO) and that wasn't the last of it. But Jesiah at least managed to stay intact on the pitch till the final turn and also killed a journeygobbo! The one quality Averheim performance amongst what was otherwise an extremely one sided, awful massacre. Though even he did a pass attempt near the end which merely resulted in an interception.
 
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