“A quick recap:

those idiots could not follow a single order they were given. After watching the Titanic movie for the fourth time this month, zombies got all emotional and refused to foul. Mummies were moved by the stunning performance of Justin Bieber in his movie "Justin Bieber: the story of Justin Bieber through the eyes of Justin Bieber, told by Justin Bieber" and discarded their Piling On ability. One mummy at the end of the game yelled out "Fuck it, I'm going to Domino's for a pepperoni pizza". He was never to be seen again.
Now team will have to regroup and start selling crack again - we need money for a new mummy, hopefully this time with more dick and less vagina.
Opposing team used all the chances they got and sexually abused us nicely. We feel like Munich "Bayern" right after that gel-styled hair model scored on us.”