“Was really stoked to start a new league with one of my favorite races!

First turn of the game WuFrogz (broken ribs, MNG).

Second turn of the game Boinng lineman (groin strain, MNG).

Third turn of the game Spear It AeroFrog blitzer (DEAD, thanks for playing)

Fourth turn, KO'd Leer Jetz.....KO'd Kelloggz

Fifth turn, ambulance can finally pull off the field!!

Seventh turn, catcher Canal Router (serious concussion, -1 AV...MNG)

Eighth turn, another lineman Shoxer (smashed knee, niggling injury, MNG)

So yes, that's 5 Casualties in the first half.....down 1-0 to a startup Human team that is just as new to the league as me, granted coach Nightbird is much better and more experienced than me. Oh, stupid star player with F'ing chainsaw is banned for the second half (that's a bonus).

Second half.....mercy touchdown as I cannot really do much to stop the Humans. Game finishes 2-0 with the Slanners only having two lonely little frogs on the pitch (congrats to those little resilient guys for surviving unscathed).

My sincere apologies to coach Nightbird for not putting up a better fight. The question remains....how on earth do I proceed with this team????”