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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2014-09-05 00:01:00
20k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
-
-
1
6
112
2
24
20
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
1
1
-
1
20
115
2
43
37
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Them thar' worm riddled vermin didn't be knowin' what be happenin' by th' final whistle. Whoevers idea 'twas t' play th' game on that thar' snow covered plateau, they be a bloomin' genius. Th' cold gave them thar' vermin all sorts o' problems tryin' t' pick up th' ball due t' thar' shiverin' hands.
Th' Shiprwrecks started with a deep kick 'n th' fans be showin' thar' support when they be throwin' a great rock on t' th' head o' one o' them thar' rats sendin' him t' th' sickbay. Th' rats be hittin' back hard knockin' Lazarus out for pretty much th' length o' th' match. Although that be th' only thin' that seemed t' go th' rats way.
After that 'n some frantic scramblin' on th' rats part, one o' them vermin made a break through our defensive line. But unfortunately fer th' poor bugger Black Bas were thar' t' run him down. Poor rat needed t' be treated by th' teams surgeon t' take part in th' rest o' th' game. Pipes be grabbin' th' loose ball 'n sendin' it downfield t' th' waitin' Constante who ran his second touchdown in consecutive games.
At this point th' cold really started t' get t' them thar' rats as they fumbled, tripped 'n slipped thar' way t' disaster. Th' boys swarmed through thar' defence with Black Bas claimin' t' ball 'n runnin' in his first touchdown fer th' team.
Th' second half saw th' rats fallin' about some more 'n Black Bas earnin' his pay yet again with a second touchdown. I don't be knowin' what them thar' rats be doin' t' piss off Calypso, but they surely be feelin' her wrath this day. Another dropped ball by th' rats saw th' Shipwrecks split thar' team with players all round th' ball. Th' rats tried t' recover but Calypso had other ideas 'n Pipes was easily able t' run in the teams forth 'n final touchdown.
It be a mighty fine performance by th' lads. 'n a fittin' send off fer Rocco, who be takin' on some other responsibilities fer th' team. Maybe this way he'll live t' pay back his vast debt."”