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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2014-10-07 22:40:41
TV 1480k+190k Chaos Renegade
2
60k
17000 (1 FAME)
+1
2/3/0
Inducements: Star player Zzharg Madeye, Star player Ugroth Bolgrot
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
4
-
1
19
150
-
34
35
7
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
97
3
12
27
-
#6 Chavolinaz – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#7 Crustie the Crusher – Groin Strain (MNG)
#11 Lypsinka – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#16 Last and nameless – Fractured Arm (MNG)
“So... All the girls were at a "Ladies Only"-event this evening and had good fun together.
Coach was home, alone, drinking Tia Maria, tea and had some crappy snacks.
Knew that he had promised them some time off the field. But also knew that they all were at the same place... - Don't! Leave them alone! The familiar voice deep inside his one-sided brain was there, annoying as usual. Hrrhhhrr...
Coach took a fast walk.
And, accidentally, happened to, suddenly, end up right in the district where all the arenas are gathered... Oh... That must be an omen!
But no teams or coaches around for quite some time. Coach, depressed, is just about to head off home...
A pact-team turns up from nowhere! Pact?! Three big guys! No tackle? 0 mb extra, and just a silly dp?!?! Coach just couldn't say no! It was too good to be true! Before talking to the girls he even agrees to play at their infamous densely populated arena (read fame: me 1+2, pact 5+6), with no place for the few Crossdressers-fans that had the slim chance to show up anyway.
27 seconds later at the "Ladies Only"-event:
Yelling like a furious yeti, writing shame all over Crossdressers name, he manages to pull them from their girls-only-event! WE HAVE TO PLAY! Its REALLY IMPORTANT GIRLS!! FOR THE NEXT MAJOR!!!
97 minutes later.
Just outside the hospital. Coach on a small green wooden bench, tries to meditate towards oblivion.
9 girls rush out from the huge hospital doors. 12 minutes later coach gets an instant, brutal tinnitus from the girls hammering/thundering/exploding voices next to his small blood-pumping ears. When he crashes to the ground the girls just walk away.
It starts to rain. ”
Coach was home, alone, drinking Tia Maria, tea and had some crappy snacks.
Knew that he had promised them some time off the field. But also knew that they all were at the same place... - Don't! Leave them alone! The familiar voice deep inside his one-sided brain was there, annoying as usual. Hrrhhhrr...
Coach took a fast walk.
And, accidentally, happened to, suddenly, end up right in the district where all the arenas are gathered... Oh... That must be an omen!
But no teams or coaches around for quite some time. Coach, depressed, is just about to head off home...
A pact-team turns up from nowhere! Pact?! Three big guys! No tackle? 0 mb extra, and just a silly dp?!?! Coach just couldn't say no! It was too good to be true! Before talking to the girls he even agrees to play at their infamous densely populated arena (read fame: me 1+2, pact 5+6), with no place for the few Crossdressers-fans that had the slim chance to show up anyway.
27 seconds later at the "Ladies Only"-event:
Yelling like a furious yeti, writing shame all over Crossdressers name, he manages to pull them from their girls-only-event! WE HAVE TO PLAY! Its REALLY IMPORTANT GIRLS!! FOR THE NEXT MAJOR!!!
97 minutes later.
Just outside the hospital. Coach on a small green wooden bench, tries to meditate towards oblivion.
9 girls rush out from the huge hospital doors. 12 minutes later coach gets an instant, brutal tinnitus from the girls hammering/thundering/exploding voices next to his small blood-pumping ears. When he crashes to the ground the girls just walk away.
It starts to rain. ”
A few turns later, girls laying on the floor left and right, CASes racking up by the minute followed by a second half of less than focused coaching. It was just one of those nights.
Cheers to Dhaktokh for taking the dicing like a gentleman and for the back and forth banter. Rematch whenever those ladies recover!”