“This was a crazy game, chock-full of excitement, turnovers, daring plays, casualties- and bad luck for coach Stimme!

Dallas received and made a steady score, choosing not to stall in case the ball got turned over. This gave Tampa some time, but things looked to have gone wrong when the ball was fumbled deep. Despite this, a rousing last-gasp play from Tampa saw Robin "Chilled" Baskin flung over the defenders for a beautiful touchdown! Half time, 1-1!

In the second half Tampa received but ran into some problems when a SWAT group of Skinks made their way behind the offensive line, bothering the ball carrying group. Eventually the play devolved into a large melee, with Dallas eventually coming out- despite immense pressure from Spark Barkskin, who was a menace all game long- and running the football deep into their own half to regroup.

From this point the Tampa players started to drop like flies- most notably the AG4 mega star Tony Roma, who was KILLED! With Tony gone, Tampa was just unable to prevent the Reptiles from scoring at the very end of regulation time to take this one 2-1.

So Dallas get their first win, at the expense of the very unfortunate Baconeers (who had to contend with numerous double 1s, skulls and more throughout)!

Said coach Hayati afterwards, "My opponent played a superior game, and yet lost in more ways than one. Such is the nature of this crazy game we play!"”