“Coach Hayati decided to summarize this game, "This was another great match-up between the Stunties, and as usual coach Stimme's boys put in a great showing. It truly was premium entertainment all round and it is due to games such as this one that we'll be sad to say goodbye to the NWFL after the current season."

"In the first half the Baconeers received, but could get very little done due to a comical series of mishaps. There ensued a melee by the Baconeers goal line with Dallas pushing harder and harder for the turnover score. Excellent and cool defense by coach Stimme, however, prevented all the attempts and ensured the game remained level at the half time interval."

"In the second half Dallas were down a player, but managed to forge their way down the left flank after coach Stimme diverted an overwhelming amount of force to foul a Saurus on the far right flank! I need to remind him that it's the little guys who do all the work around here..."

"Anyhow, the Baconeers rallied back to defend but were unable to stop the rushing touchdown. Having said that, they did force it to come early, giving them ample time to retort."

"But...another kick off receipt, another series of mishaps for coach Stimme! Another melee developed and as the clock ticked down the Baconeers were unable to muster a serious scoring threat. The game thus ended 1-0 to the Reptiles."

"By the way, I'm sure the Baconeers have a pair of illegal twins on the team...I'm quite sure we'd injured Robin "Chilled" Baskin, only to see "him" show up again soon after!"”