“An exciting match, that once more circled around Steve. While the first half quickly turned into a Happy Slapping event, with both team removing each others players in turns without much harm (except for poor Hershel), Steve spent nearly all the time sitting next to the ball close to his own endzone, finishing his breakfast burrito. When he finally began to move, a sudden case of diarrhea caused him to slip on his final step. The crowds screamed in disappointment, when he failed to score. Second half got ugly very quickly, with the goblins failing everything but getting hurt. Once again, it was Steve who drew all the attention, when he managed to take down Glen, top scorer for the Dead, and successfully steal the ball. It was 1-0 for the goblins, with two turns left for the zombies to raise and rise the score. But Steve, left with only four team mates, survived all block attempts, managed to profit from a failed catch and score an unexpected second touchdown.”