“And what a match this was! One of the messiest I've seen in a while! My opponent failed a GFI with reroll no less than four times (it may have been five or six), but I helped to even things out with four Ogre bonhead failures followed by (1) pro failures. Not that I only failed bonhead that many times, the actual number must have been somewhere in the 8-10 range. But pro either worked, or failed with a 2 or 3 those times.

In the end, it was the pouring rain second half that decided things, making it impossible for the dwarves to sucessfully pick up or throw the ball for the needed winning TD, and the fans who helpfully threw a scatter in front of a wide open beastman (who managed to score in the dying seconds of the game using some of the only sucessful GFI in the whole match!)”