“XFL IX Human 3rd Round

What a game! I received at the start and was forced to score earlier than I would have liked, but I lucked out after Cat fired the wiz and it was a total dud! Following the score, I went on a skull streak, rolling no less than 7 x 1's which made defending the equaliser really hard.....Nuffle had it in for us both and a few 1's of his own saw Cat fail to equalise.

The 2nd half was a tight affair, Cat's Ogre failing most of his rolls which made my life a bit easier, and although Cat's blitzers were doing a splendid job in frustrating the hell out of me (fend...arrgghhhh) I managed to get to the ball carrier with my own tooled up blitzers and steal the ball for the score and win. The key to winning the game in the 2nd half was my damage dice which were far superior to Cat's, he hardlty made a dent in my armour all game despite having a good spread of MB.

With this victory the Booty Pirates sail into the quarter-finals!”